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i don't make a good disclaimer-typer, so don't expect premade fill-in-the-blanks thingamajigs.
(that has to be the understatement of the century.)

/8:45 PM

whawhahwah damn damn tired had 2 much fierce tennis 2dae! playeed 2 hardcore wahwha!

8-11 chang yi , daniel , james came ovr 2 plae tennis wahwhah! n yesh i ponned school!

haha afta tt wen dwn to marche haha had some lunch met up with AH lian e , n joce n one of her friend..
2pid ah lian e ask me to steal tsk tsk .. then betta still upp chang yi rd stuff the 2pid shit in my bag haha! wau lau!

afta tt they came ovr 2 plae tennis! booked the court until 3 till 6 ..
haha ah lian e n joce was ultra slackers ! haha jz sit under the shade n slack haha! den chang yi n i sweatin it out whahwa!

afta tt shirs n cheryl came ovr haha! they reached bout 5.30pm haha! wha then i extended the court bookin till 7pm wahwha! wha tt cheryl gal damn fierce sia! like wanan eat chang yi up!

samuel came ovr 2 wha his racket rocks! damn power haha!

wha this ah lian e wanan die early sae hi to everybody she see den she tried to flirt with on eof my neighobur tsk tsk! jz cos he is an ah moh haha!
poor thing shirs had 2 wait at the stop! haha the 2pid ah lian e ditch her there..

joce haha eee dunno y u like the oysters haha! it looked so so raW!!!!

hahah!

thx 4 ya pple company 2dae! had a great dae bb!

AH LIAN E whawhahwahhwa!

/10:31 PM

applyin deep heat!
still gt the damn muscle cramp in my calf! gt it frm sat till nw! haha basket! damn pain sia!


aw 2dae wen to make my ic! with lionel! bez man i go dere they sae sry sir u cannot make ure birth cert nt orignial! wth cos i bought the photocopy birth cert damn!
haha den betta still lionel nvr bring parents ic haha! wth ..

so headed dwn to the bowling alley! i luv plaza bowl! everytime i go there i seem to b on a strikin spree! incresed my weight to 10 pund to 14 pound! shit 14 pound balls r sure powerful!

haha

den wen 2 plae pool woots! shit dennis i hate u u bloody tyco shit! whole dae i plae with dennis i sway till my pants can drp! i win everybody expect dennis! i keep on pocketing his BALLS for him (yes joce BALLS )

haha

aiya so damn bz nw! gonan pon school tml! hardcore tennis whoooo! frm 8 -11 tennis! frm ?-? go out buy balls den frm 4 -? tennis lols! wth! whawhah!

gg tennis insane wahwhahw!

oki shall blog ltr ! needa sort out wad time 2 meet haah

/9:34 PM

THANKS LA HAHA HAPPY -LIANE!
ure pic shall b up soon afta some croppin n adjustment LOLS!

shirs -shirs quick come back online haha!
meiqi- dun feel so sad yeah :)
joce -roti prata ! whawha

/2:46 PM

15 yrs old n one dae now haha!

THANKS MASSY! FIRST GUY TO WISH ME MY BIRTHDAY! NO NO IT IS MASSY N KIMIE!

hahah n thank u other pple tt wish me! haha...

party rocked! haha can see lotas pple enjoying it playing tennis , table tennis , PLAYING FIRE! , STRIPPING DENNIS IN THE POOL!

haha

bez part was the voldak! haha all darnk like siao man! wha bez KUMAR my hero 6 cups of voldak pure stuff n dunno ho wmany cups of martini! massy drank quite abit he gt drunk 2 haha! shaun chook bein bartender! wen yuandern first drank voldak his whole face light up LOL!..

better still brendon gt drunk! LOL! kenna bade prank sia! ABT SOME NICOLE! damn u las shaun ,zhao,massy ,weijie and BABY LOU!
haha bastards haha i didnt believe at first den i belive lols! haha funny

nw nw.. this was the first yr tt i invited gals! whoo! haha invited joce , shirs , liane , n meiqi :)
haha sry gals! nvr entrain u all! was getting jack all over! haha! nxt time i will make sure the company is better :)

wau lau half my birthdae cake was smear on me! shit afta the party i swear my balls shrank! i gt jack like funfair! wau lua take caek throw on me! hahah! my 22bucks hair cut LOL!

swimmin kinda fun! I OWN U HARRY! hahahahahaha!


wha swim halfway kenna cramp till nw still cramp man carn walk porperly haha! damn pain1!

afta the party a few guys stayed over! lets see RYAN, YUANDERN , FAT JUSTIN , LIONEL
,ZONR RONG ,XING HUA ,PRAVIND,BRENDON! whahwa imagine fitting 9 pple in a rm! whawhah!
n i only hve 2 beds in tt rm wahwhahw!
poor lionel ended up sleepin outside! LOL! den yuandern frm the bed go to the floor i frm the bed to go the floor back up then back to the floor slepet beside ZONG RONG! .. was tellin ghost stories at night so damn spooky man! haha all of us scared each other ahhah!

whoo afta tt we all tried to slp at bout 3 plus las! hhaha den out of sudden my phone kept on flashing then all thought ghost haha! then i take n look che received a sms frm shirs n joce haha!

haah den sms joce abit haha! den met her for supper LOl! fat ass justin wen with me to meet her! den ltr yuandern n brendon also came along haha! it was liek 4 am! haha den all walked like a few kilometer b we reached the roti prata shop! haha justin was damn funny! hahaha!

was supposed 2 order 7 plain 5 with egs the 2pid fat ass order 9 plain 7 eggs haha! den this joce ar! eat so lil one haha! somemre sae she hungry haha! JUSTIN n i was dominatin all the pratas! haha but still cldn't finish so takeaway haha!
(I M EATIN IT FOR MY LUNVH NOW HAHA)

haha den reached back at bout 6 haha! they all so tired den basket leaev me alone i walked joce back haha! den wen back home! wha wen i reach hm my comp table was a mess haha! then lionel lying outside my parents bedrm like a refugee haha!

thats all! gtg ciao!

hope u guys had fun :)

bladdi fat ass justin took up one bed!

/2:09 PM

I AM FIFTEEN 2DAE!!!!!!
party ltr!!!
whahah alot of pple posted bout my party in their blog lols! this jz reminded me of the amt of pple i invited tsk tsk haha!

mason at my house bladdi pig sleepin in my rm nw!

oki gotta prepare food nw!

u c guys tt r comin 2 night ciao!

/9:34 PM

had a really long day 2dae hahash!....
school kinda slack 2dae haha! wha mason fierce kicked a water bottle frm the fifth lvl dwn to the first lvl fierce guy he was pissed off with chang yi -tsk tsk- shamless!

wen 2 watch face 2dae haha! a 2pid show! i rate it 2/5 haha! nt even scary all the supposdely scary parts i was like laughing away haha! den dennis has such a slow reaction afta 2 sec then he will scream lols!

wha bez farrell so scared untill he covered his face with the bag wth! 2pid hum ji farrell haha! wha plaza sing filled with lotas students haha! damn lng nvr go back dere liao!

haha yuanhowe was damn scared! b4 the show even started he was scared haha..
shar n sui! kept on screamin so loud whhwah! but nvm farrell was dere to take care of them

got to go prepare 4 my party tml!


PARTYYYYYYYYY

/6:47 PM

continued.....

well nthing much las! seddrick they all some how or another i m 2 lazy to type!

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oki 2dae!
wha i realised tt thurs r ultra slack dae! first 3 periods history harry n i was slping truh out wth! den chi talk cock with wj! come eng afta recess eng talk cock period agn! den 3 periods of e maths! lols! teach 30 mins den do wrk! how slack thurs are!

budget chook! vodlka party!
heheh SAC VS YUANDERN showdown carn wait 2 watch it haha..

tml gg out with farrell n shar n sui! lols n they sae they wanna celebrate my bade! but i hve a strng feelin farrell n shar r up 2 no gd hahas!..

gonna eat update ltrs

/6:53 PM

yawnz! tired nia! jz reached hm bleahx! hashahs
o ya continuing frm the last post!!
i heard tt the whole of sec 4 ard 50 or 40 of them wen down to samuel clss rm! to find harry haha! in the end samuel n joel talked peace with them! lols?!

well afta tt it was all left alone!

nw comin back to todae the story of "harry n son of gime hock" continues! i was at burger king with cass, louis ,pravind ,derrick ,lionel, edwin and yuan howe!
then the "son of gime hock" was sitting beside our table.. so i conviently use my phone 2 dial harry number! den he took up his phone n call his gang i tink! lols!

gosh i sounding like a bladdi ah beng nwades haha but i m nt (tsk tsk joce ar)..
well afta tt settled dwn did some wrk! den at ard 6 plus sedrick n gang with johnathan stomped to bk! den i was like o sheit! hahsahs!

wha louis n shaun saw them comin in they all run away sia!
den seddrick sae where is edwin then i was like he left las haha! den oki cool dden all sat dwn n talk lotas crap! i shall update mre bout it ltr! kinda sleepy i shall slp first n update ltr cyas

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/6:55 PM

aw lame gt tution ltr!
jz reached home had trng realli shagged nw ...

pplayed tennis with yd they all haha! kinda fun! wha william racket gd SIA!
samuel being nonsensical as usual haha.. doing the moonwalk on the tennis court ! wth! haha 2pid samuel!

wha 2dae wen to confront a sec 4 guy called johnathan son of gimme hock lol!...
appratenly he called harry a fucker! n accused harry of stealin frm the canteen!
den we all one big gang actually only supposed 2 be harry ,zong rong n i but in the process of walkin up we attracted a big grp 2 haha! soon the grp was put of control 2 many pple frm various class all sec 3 all walked up the the 7 level!

haha walked 2 zhe ming class rm den i go ask him eh u knw hu johnathan is! den he pointed at one of his classmate den i said not him . it is son of gimme hock! haha! den they sae O HIM ar! whahah den all one big gang walked to his class rm! hahah!?

outside his classrm jz talked abit las! but they had class haha!
den harry sae settle afta school!haha

shit dinner nw post ltr!
to b continued....

/5:55 PM

kinda in a good mood! nw!

sat my mum allowed me to hve a birthday party! haha childish me! all invited ask me 4 mre details! whahah

muslim boys not to worry all hala..

time 2 update results!

kinda impressed i gt 67.3 for english wahwhawh! the equal of yuandern! whahwah!

bio dun wanna talk abt it nw!

blog ltr bz nw invitin pple!

/11:17 AM

o btw pple!
next time sms 93892240! i seldom use the otehr 2 numbers nw

/11:13 AM

jz reached home hahash! realli realli realli exhausted! stayed over at samuel house laz night! haha bth of us wen to watch bourne supermecyy at 1.30 am! whhashahs!
the movie like ended at 2.45 den we bth budget decided frm ORCHARD walk back to SIGLAP! whhahaha

we dun even knw which direction so walked n walked n walked 4 half n hour lol! making circles! den afta a while bth of us had a urgent call of nature! whahahs! so we jz cooly walked into the four seasons hotel! lol! took the lift to the 20 lvl! n cld nt find a toilet! haha!

den wen back to the lobby , n ask reception where the toilet is lols! haha nice toilet lols!

afta tt we gave up walkin n took a cab back! haah! taxi driver was speedin his balls off haha

/6:27 PM

Bleahs! jz reached home haha so damn bladdi full! my stomach frm 3pm till nw still so bloated! n wad is wrost got to eat dinner soon a real BIG dinner yea a BIG dinner with lotas food! dad friend acme to singapore going to eat with him blah!

2dae wen out with leon , lionel ,weijie , liak ,chang yi , edwin , cass .
oki we wen to eat at swenes damn queue was so lng so many budget pple! all go there eat topless five only cos it cost only $1.39 how budget mostly pple in there eat tt then zhao back! basket den the queue so lng queued abt 30 mins! haha

2pid cass wanted to share with lionel CHICKEN SHIT ;) but then end up cass teh greedy pig ate the whole meal by himself haha! den lionel anotehr bastard keep on complaing full n dun wanna eat den go in buy bake chicken rice 2pid bois!

hhaha cass,wj n i was consipring agnst chang yi started pouring salt in his drink whahahs! damn he noticed!!!!
lol den edwin leon they all mixing up the sauce in the drink n daring pple 2 drink it dwn! whahash!

2pid lionel go point middle finger at the small boy beside our table den the grandfather saw him LOL! 2pid ass haha!

bill costed $134.90.. kinda average tink marche much mre expensive considerin there was 8 of us! wha the earthquake all melted one haha! but eat till damn shiok! hahas!
den leon , wj n i wanted to order a topless 5 but had to wait for 45 mins wth! so we jz left!

haha afta tt hit the bowling alley! haha leon lionel n liak n i!
whahah wen dere had some screwed up games! wha 2dae i ram the bowling ball damn powerful haha! the think like wen hit the pins all explode! whaahshhs! den own leon 43 push ups! basket!

haha wen home! took a cab! the bladdi indian driver refues to pick me up! dunno y!but i knew the reason the cab tt took me tld me cos i m 2 sweaty haha! the driver dun wanna wipe his taxi ! lol. the cab driver tt took me kinda nice! he 4got to press the meter den only charge me 3 dollars which is realli cheap frm katong back home! haha den he kept on updatin me the scores on the table tennis match!

AWWWWWWWWW.. Singapore lost! 4-3 sheese!

table tennis n badminton gone with the wind hahas!

2pid sis lost her phone nw i hve to part with my beloved 3100 n lend it to her! nvm still gt my darling 6230 hahash

/10:30 PM

fianlly back homes! had a really lng dae 2dae!
school was kinda oki loh! realli realli hyper 2dae dun ask me why jz realli hyper! mebe had 2 much suger! hahah kept on shouting like mad!

wen to eat at pizza hut with jack n some other sec 4's haha! bryan was teachin me magic! haha! was real funy la the sec 4 got lotas lame jokes! haha reached trng 30 mins over time lols! haha 2pid me ..

den beez all the ssec 4 abit late for their mock exams! the bus past by the hall everybody sittted liao LOL!den they still in the bus hahas!haha trng kinda fun 2dae la! all the soccer boys was dere 2 haha! taklin some cock with hakeem hahas! farrell was also dwn woot!

afta tt wen dwn to twn 2 catch a show saw yanling agn ahahs! (SHAR!)
6 of us wen dwn! wth then in the end ended up only lionel n i wen to watch show! how patehic dennis wen there jz to shit , n cass wen dere to buy a cd?!

haha the bowlin alley dere under renovation darn it! hahash! sawed yuan howe n company!lol they also watching avp haahs! avp stands for alien vs predators u neh nehs!

afta tt walked abt at herrens where i saw yanling haha!
kinda crowded dwn dere intended to buy a new bag cld nt find ani nice ones -sob sob

/11:43 AM

whahaah!in the comp lab nw .. sittin beside yd haha!
gt trng ltr sianned! haha samuel nt going it is going to boring..
ar she has nt marked the eng paper! yet!!!

-faris n cass : cheer up stil gt sa2!

/10:55 PM

whooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppeeeeeeeee!
failed 2 maths i seem so over-joyed about it lols!
o i didnt knw pravind blog was actually active till 2dae lols! kinda nice i shall link him ltr!

wth e maths i gt wad 8/35 same as fuck ris wahhash!

a maths gt 5/35 wth i was like in the middle of the class! bladdi leon gt 6 slap his balls everywhere sia!

apprently my msg rocks LOL 8.0 an average of e8 for 6 subs hahah! but still leadin among the 3 musketeers (prvind,leon ni ) all the teck gauners! whhahahah i m the leader of msg lols! so u 2 dicks betta catch up soon!...

hmm...

derrick soh bade whaha! i tink nearly the whole class jz completely ignored it till the last period wen everyone started 2 rush at him 2 jack his small balls n pravind takin photos like a retard gt jacked 2 LOL! alot of pple birthday

for u non- victorians

jack means USING A OBJECT OR FIST TO KNOCK THE GUYS BALLS OR IN BIO TERMS WE CALL IT TESTICLES!

oki gonna start studying as teck guan n pravind like 2 sae "SIX MRE WEEKS 2 SA2"
hjaha leon n i has already been plannin ahead 2 choose a new school jz for our future hahas!

oki lazy 2 blog guz gonan study abit some light studying

/6:54 PM

yay back hm kind happi hahahs! finally passed one sub LOL..
CHI B4!!! whoo! whahahah! BUT failed chemistry F9 -sob sob-
tutor gonna kill me !! ar i dun seem 2 pass any maths or sci hahahs! n leon passed chem ,pravind passed phy! ar !!! i failed bth

chem :f9 , whoo social studies e8 although i failed i m kinda happy with it cos i always like get 1 or 2 marks first time i get 40 marks! whoo E8 whahaha!

kinda happy with my ss n my chi althou chi i cld hve done better ..

lets hope bio cld get me at least a b4 grade then i will pass 3 subs enough 2 go to sec 4 hehehe!

AWWWWWWWWW!
trng 2dae afta so lng been eager 2 start trng o man! started off wif a bad foot Mr Sng suggested us 2 do runnin ... frm school ran all the way 2 bedok jetty frickin tired man! n had PE in the mornin somemre .. half the time i was walking!

ar 2 of my bicycle deck gt confiscated first by ms sim den by the bastard liong he purposley walk into the gym to take my deck frm me! lucky still gt 8 mre decks at hope to perform magic wahahah! u can nvr depreive a magician off his magic!

.....

o ya haha my phy i m so lousy till i gt 4 marks for section A n 1 mark for section b the one mark came frm a patehic scale WTF! lol!
damn careless first question 4got 2 square den , the pressure question nvr write final answer den get 0 , den the last quesion i carn tell east frm west LOL! den draw wrng! wtf wtf wtf! tt was like bout 12 - 15 marks dwn the drain i cld hve passd with those marks la!

wth jz real unlucky!
even mre sad with chem i studied so hard yet failed! :( like wad shirs also say :"SHEESE" RIGHT! whaqhaha

i tink i m gonna start stdying frm 2dae gonna start catching up with my a mths frm 2dae! haiz!

o yar a new RI guy came out school ! rumours said he gt expelled n came 2 vs his in 3A the best class sia! reason he gt expelled frm RI "HE FLASHED HIS DICK AT THE TEACHER " wth! LOL..

seem 2 become weaker afta missing so much trng haha my weights seems 2 b decreasing lols!

DAMN GUNBOUND IS DOWN AGN! awwwW!

SUSILO GT IN THE NEXT RND AGN! whoo praying tt he wins a medal n do singapore proud :) . one dae it will b me represeting singapore LOL -DREAMS-

hahah jz realised lotas sec 2 frm my school plays gunbound lol! in the gym 2dae was liek talking abt gb den ltr all the sec 2 badminton pple crowded ard me haha! buying items frm me in real cash! haha making some money finally! whahaha






shirs RIGHT! heres ure update sheese
zhao haha sry 4 messin up in trng 2dae hahas! abit naughty la 2dae hahas
mich thank you la, your lunch is comin soon
meiqi n joce twins LOL

Monday, August 16, 2004

/10:18 PM

oki oki oki! nt realli in a mood 2 blog nw! screwd up my ca real bad!
ss : 10/25
chem :9/30

i dun understand y i score so damn low 4 chem studied so damn hard 4 it mugged like a bladdi dog n still fail real demorllaisng aww! to hell with it la..

den for ss nvr study still get an e8 wth la screw it la!

damn damn damn damn!


MEiqi:heart 2 heart , soul 2 soul , body 2 body LOL!

Sunday, August 15, 2004

/6:51 PM

bbbbbbbbbburrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp...................
WAHAHAHH ... i m so full had a damn nice dinner haha! calypot fish head my parents cooked it it tasted gd whoo! haha kinda in a gd mood 2dae dun ask me why haha .. mebe cos i cleared up some stuff wif some pple whahaha!


didnt even step outa house 2dae haha been playing gb LOL.. no life me haha, o ya watchin the olympics 2 wen is the throwin events wanna see them throw wahha!...

bio on tml shall study nw cya pple! whahahahahahah

Saturday, August 14, 2004

/9:27 PM

dead beat legs r like jelly head spinnin rnd n rnd!
wen to dennis house 2dae to play tennis haha! whoo strokes r gettin betta haah seem 2 b able 2 apply mre power 2 my hits nw haha laz time damn scared hit 2 hard but nw nt animre haha!

haha weijie lionel chang yi all dwn dere 2 haha!

2pid changyi take my 50 bucks dun buy 4 me chelsa wack ure balls upside dwn inside out man! haha basket!
kinda tired nw lazy 2 blog , shall do it tml perhaps haha

Friday, August 13, 2004

/8:32 PM

ficktao!
i like to thank my agent 4 making me famous in the sec 3 n 4...
U ROCK HAMSTURTLE!

bleahx rumours spreading abt the upper sec lvl bout me ar! nonsense propose wif an ipod 2 weiting? dreaming pple dreammin! u tink i m santa clause everybody give an ipod onli giving 2 one person ;)

arrrr! such a bad thing to b famous 4! anyway pple rumours r nt always true ;)

didnt hve time 2 update ytd! 2 bz mugging man! haha
anyway ytd hmm lets c... o ya yd came ovr agn lols! haha... played gb as usual haha!
den found out some stuff haha!
yd ure a jerk eh? WHAHAHA
ytd i jz realised how cool my mum was! those pple out dere u shall knw wad i mean ;)
sat 4 chi! (kinda oki) , eng (rocks man only summary!!) , ss ( we shall nt talk about it i always sucked at humanities )

OKI! nw 4 2dae! whahah 2 papers 2 SCREWD UP PAPERS....
heck la frcikin piss wif 2dae papers blame it on laz min revision!
PHY N AMATHS! DAMN THE AMT OF FORMULAS!

ar afta tt yd n louis came ovr haha watched some magic dvd den wen to shaw towers! haha reached there at like 3 pm learn one trick till 7.30pm wth!
frm dere took a cab back wahaha! jz a damn u -turn the meter jumped to 6.80 wth!

oki lazy 2 update trying to clear my name!

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

/6:46 PM

haha whoo! finally back in school kinda miss school lol!
climbing up to the fifth story every morning haha! shoutin like a luanctic in class lols! ahaha omg! lim yun said frm the sixth story he could hear me shoutin lols! tellin pple in the mornin not 2 study haha..
oki exams 2dae!...

chem paper: bleah first 10 mcq ?????????? LOL all dunno haha! den came the open ended was kinda oki hopefully this will b the first time in my sec 3 history i pass chem haha

maths paper: dun bother F9 first question blank haha... sighs....

yuandern came ovr jz nw haha! came to hack lim yun gb accnt haha.. haha came ovr plaed abit of gunbound haha how lame can it this get lols , den afta tt watch strangers like me nice dvd alot of new MAGIC TRICKS wahha! time 2 con some pple haha! yuandern eyes was like spraklin wen tt guy preformed the trick wahha..

afta tt walked to liane house lols! her sis ask yuandern 2 wait 4 her haha! den clare walked her dog out lol! some black dog eh ;) haha den yuandern ask me follow him walk wif her LOL den walk all the way to siglap centre frm there took a cab 2 his house den back 2 my house haha! wen the cab reach my guardhouse saw clare haha! some fast walkeer sia she lols

time 2 study 4 CHI ARGHHH CHI!!! n SS aiya hopefully can pass!

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

/9:58 PM

haha sianned! kinda in a depressed mood smthing happen shan't talk abt it
helpin shar do her art nw lols

shirs: lame surprise RIGHT

Monday, August 09, 2004

/11:12 PM

IT MAY BE YOU


shaha the abve sentence goes 2 some blind pple lols!
hahaa cass been waitin 4 me to tell u my decision
!haha haha i dunno lehs 400 abit low ar!450 la u,
reconsider la it is a real gd offer mah u neh neh... or jz get mini haha 380 bucks.

shaha oki tt all 4 u cass! lol...
how gd i m lols! haha i jz realised tt at times lols!
im damn lucky haha jz realised tt lols haha
relooking back agn i c smthing in the shit i m typing wahha


ok bye bye!

/7:08 PM

faris enuff of ure shit stp using my name in pple tag board! n it is nt me in keli n weiting blog like i how lng nvr go there le faris enuff la
oki it may nt b u faris but jz stp usiny my name la damn irratin

/6:43 PM

sianned! mebe gg chang yi house ltr! haha watch fireworks lols!
wha alot of stuff going bout foreskin eh faris u lil shit asS! haha whoo done with studying chem yay! haha ..

been trying 2 cut dwn on vulgarities haha! lol trying 2 turn 2 b a gd boi nwades lols! yeah damn lazy 2 blog dunno y jz feel kinda dwn a unexplained feelin lols! haha

Shirley- u will find out hu it is soon haha! or go ask wj lols

/2:31 AM

hurry shirley u winner! lols! i m bored quickly finish ure wrk wahha!
lets bound!

Sunday, August 08, 2004

/6:55 PM

this girl is SHIRLEY THE HAMSTER haha
thx shirley 4 helpin me find the lyrics u winner!

/6:10 PM

bleah i m back! haha i finally gt the song " its not to make believe"
wha afta how lng like 3 4 hrs of searchin it i finally gt it haha!
actually the song 4 meiqi haha she ask me dl one haha! kinda a nice song gonna change my blog song 2 tt! whoo

haha shirley n i r being peer 2 peer lols! sendin songs haha!
ooki wen to plae pool with william agn! haha had tution in the mornin kinda happy 2dae i actually grasp ammonia chapter! yay! one headache gone!

haha spend quite abit of moeny agn! gosh took cab everywhere i dunno y i kinda lazy 2 blog haha! cos somebody ask me to go back asap!

Saturday, August 07, 2004

/7:26 PM

Cass: quick tell me if u wan the ipod sellin fast! i gt 2 buyers le! whaha! earn some comission le $$$

MAson i ain't trying 2 steal ure so called girl or even if she is! 2pid boi i m contended with wad i hve ;) a single guy whaha

Changyi: thx 4 defendding me agnst a retard

Weijie:LOOK I METIONED U!

Shirley:bloody hamster lol!

Kimmie: FUCKEIMMIK

Meiqi: take care ;) get well soon

oki back agn haha! carn believe i actually wen to play tennis 2dae! wen i hve nt fully recovered!
wen 2 dennis new house kinda messy inside haha no lights no nthing he jz shifted in kinda cool place real nice the condo! but kinda deep in tana merah basket!

played tennis at his new condo haha! strokes r getting better! whoo! nt yet plae agnst farrell grrr...

haha dennis,farrell n i was like being full of shit while palaying tennis like keep shouting non-stop some funfair! haha ! finally saw dennis bro! haha some muscle pack ar his bro but ain't muscualr as me lar lols!

wen swimmin at dennis condo afta tt! damn guards keep chasin us out of the gym cos we r all soakin wet! n farrell poor guy dunno how to swim haha! had 2 watch us hve fun gonna upload a vid of changyi n i swimmin ltr or rather jumping haha!

afta tt changyi n i wen to eat at kfc haha! wen to buy soccer bets agn! gosh i m back to my old habit haha!

came ovr n dled a few new songs haha!
aiyo meiqi sending u the song u ask me 2 send den go offline out of sudden haha!

Friday, August 06, 2004

/10:07 PM

Shirley : cheer up :)

Shar : quickly come back... farrell misses u haha!

oki missed school once agn! feelin sick took my temp kinda high den asked my self if i had a headache n my head replied "yesh u do u kuku"
haha so stayed at hm!

intended 2 study well i did study laz night till 2 am lols! while i was studyin some pig was slping haha!
den started GUNBOUNDING lols geeZE addictive game haha! bound till like 1 plus den samuel came ovr n we bth wanted 2 cut hair haha! ended up at katong village playing pool! justin , leon , willian , n some others was dere haha!

den wen to hve lunch at katong dere! had some katong laksa haha! wha william n samuel some pig ordered another bowl haha! den i was supposed 2 follow samuel to cut hair! but i guz the pool place was 2 addictive end up playing pool agn haha! sry sam ;)

shit man go back dere the lady realised tt william n i was underage afta like how long siah haah! den william n i was like wth la den wanted 2 plae bowlin at katong shopping centre reached there the counter lady like one bitch nt interested den sae no place come back at 7 wanna slap her man!

haha so took a cab , all the way dwn to dwntwn east.Wha the cab driver TERROR some kuku shit! he drive half way den turn n ask william n i where is dwntwn east n shit man he does nt knw english! n he was like driving at 60 km/h on the highway kuku driver!

william was like in chi " oi uncle how old r u? "
cab driver "68 yrs old"
william : "wha dont look like 68 wad still so young , u exercise everydae ar"

den i was like WHAHAHHAHA!

n lotas shit la tt william haha! we bth sit in the cab damn scared! the cab driver drive the cab head tilted !!

o ya thx shirley 4 tellin me it is pasir ris drv 6 or tt 2pid driver wld b driving in circles

reached dere cld only bowl till 6 n which is like 30 mins! cos gt some 2pid indian pple book the whole place! basket!
wha kenna scrwed 4 thrwin the ball mid air n den drp in the middle of the lane haha!

gosh pissed off nw tag ltr! dammit

Thursday, August 05, 2004

/11:02 PM

SHIRLEY SOH I TURNED U FAMOUS!

IPOD MINI PRICE RELEASED WHAHA! 380 BUCKS 4 IPOD MINI CONTACT ME GUYS!

/2:14 PM

dead sick 2dae!
wen to the docs ! in the mornin didn't go school (look i listened to u shir lol!)
was given a 3 days mc n if still ain't feelin well i can go back on sat to get mre mcs haha! may nt sit 4 the first 2 paper of CA2 HAIZ! i wanna go schol tml cos it is so damn slack lols! ndp celebrations den gonna pon bio show her my mc haha!

ar the doctor said my condition may worsen this is jz the beginning! haha i tink there is some virus spreading abt so many pple sick haha! 15 pple frm shar class is sick lol!

insane! oki i got to go study some a maths memorise some formuals ;)

damn still gt a speech 2 do

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

/8:06 PM

jz took my temp 38.7 degress!
o gosh i m hot! real hot!

aw shld nt hve wen to macritiche 2dae shld hve stayed hm 2 rest my poor weak body! gt a damn flu! ar ar ar!
wha 2dae kenna accident sia! on the way 2 shaw tower with yuandern n louis! while waiting at the traffic light a lorry smashed to the right tailight of the cab!wha the cab driver damn angry sia!
he open the door n he n the lorry driver started shoutin in hokien! den we 3 all in the cab blur blur den out of sudden he open the door n sae "Eh u all wait ar u all b witness , dun run away".
den the metre was jumpin jumpin jumpin haha! den afta like 20 mins he walked back to the cab made us 3 write a statment!

lol n i even gave him my contact number 2 call me!

den he gave us a free ride whoo!reached magic castle learned 2 new tricks spent bout 50 bucks!

den yuandern n i wen to golden landmark 2 buy cards! haha bougth 24 decks at 90 dollars it was meant to b 96 afta some connin skills reduced it to 90 haha..

den took a cab dwn to yuandern house! haha practise abit of magic den left wif him, took a cab home!

ghosh CAB CAB CAB!
i realised i hve nt take a bus or mrt 2dae expect 4 cab o man!

SHar- fierce gal ar u
FArrell- equally fierce!
Weiting- SSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTEEEEERRRRR!

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

/10:26 PM

aw no mood 2 tag so fricking scik gt damn flu!

ciao

Monday, August 02, 2004

/10:45 PM

whoo tution jz ended! wha i knw all the ting xie i m so smart :) lols some ego!
2dae had speech lesson afta school well kinda 2pid haha! jz talked abit of cock den shes done with it! den had a maths make up class in the library! gosh wen truh circular measures! shit man kinda diffcult...
she made us take the class test afta tt wau lau! haha one look thought damn hard den afta much thought! n thinkin was kinda ez i cold prove the first question radian whoo!!!!

shit man chemistry test i m damn sad i tink i failed! omg i 4got all the charges i tout peridice table will b given but no it wasn't dammit la.. aiya betta start stuyin the charges nw haha.

afta tt wen to parkway wif pravind haha! wanted 2 go bk to eat PIE lol!
den received a phone call frm weiting i was like hur? haha
den she said " Oi wad u doin at parkway " i was like smart gal lol asked where she was n she said "mos burger" tld her mebe i will go dwn ltr den i hung up..
wha den she call back n said "oi quickly come mos burgeer wanan tell u n pravind smthing we saw ahha bt ure senior" den i tout wad wen dwn there the so called "senior" was prinya lols..
i was like so? she said she n keli buying food saw them "french" lol!
haha i wen ovr to prinya table n tld him eh those 2 cedar girls sae u damn gross lol!
den they ran away haha..

den prinya left a note n said "you are equally gross 2" lols n left ..
basket keli n weiting thought pravind n i wrote the note o well haha wth!

oki time 2 study wghaha!

SHirley: stp scaring me lols!

Sunday, August 01, 2004

/10:09 PM

whoooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I BEEN 4GIVEN BY MEIQI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/1:46 AM

whoo i m back!
wen to watch the ndp preview with jack haha! gt a 62 30 yay!
i took like 3 hrs transfering all my contacts ovr to the 6230 haha!
the ndp parade kinda nice recoreded dwn the firewrks! 2pid goodie bag so bundget this yr only give one lousy pack of biscket...

afta tt off to marche to eat haah spent 22 bucks lols!

gosh 2 lazy to update nighty nighty

Gloria: I m tricky wahah

Benjamin Wee Xun Wei
28th August 1989
Msn/Friendster/Facebook: deathrapper@hotmail.com
Singapore Polytechnic , Maritime Transportation and Management

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